Saturday, December 17, 2011

I had no idea people liked MLP

but this explains why.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Vulcan Mind Melds

A fascinating look at the guys behind the roles.


Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Writing Excerpt

So in my spare time, I'm trying to write a novel. Here's an excerpt of a scene that came to me in a dream last night. let me know if you think it's any good.

“I am curious, you seem like a sensible man, why would you join the dark lord’s army? I have asked this question of many men from many different armies.

“And what did they tell you?

“Oh, the usual. They fight for their nation, for peace, for freedom. Some of the more foolish mentioned glory.

“So will there be no glory between our two sides?

“Perhaps for some. But what of you? You didn’t answer my question...

“I..., I joined for a wife’s lies.

“That she’ll be safe and alive and happy when you return?

“Yes, and also for my own lies.

“That’ll you be safe and alive and able to return.

“You seem to have answered your own question. So you see... I had little choice in the matter.

Suddenly, shouting erupts from down the corridor.

“The prince!” “Save the prince!” “Wizardry!” “Demon Magic!”

Cal Agamon turned and sprinted back towards the chamber where the infant prince was under guard. To his left and right, the walls seemed to be writhing and coming to life. The painted red trim along the corners was bulging out and twisting like some kind of monstrous snake.

As he burst through the doors, he turned and commanded the guards to bar them with metal poles. But as he looked around the room, all he saw was the color red, and all of it was pulsing with the ungodly heartbeat of new life.

“RED! We must get the prince away from anything painted red!” And with that he picked up the swaddling bundle and ran for the stairs. By now, the gigantic demon snakes from the walls had ensnared many of the guards and the rest were engaged in fighting. Many lifeless bodies were strewn around the floor. With the babe in one hand and his sword Saviour in the other, he hacked his way past the open mouths full fangs and forked tongues towards the exit.

In moments he found himself outside and heading towards the yellow desert. Alone.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Sunday, May 15, 2011

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

College Football Rant

(cross post from where this may or may not be deleted)

Be forwarned, the following will not be pretty nor useful. (mods, feel free to delete or censor). If you don't want to read a rage filled post, please close this tab and move on with your lives.







ok, we good? Are the kids' eyes safely diverted? Then let the Fuuuuuuuuu machine engage:

Fuck it.

Fuck it all.

Brian's not in a swearing mood. I am.

I'm not angry that Hoke is now the coach.

He may someday turn into a decent coach.

I'm pissed off at the state of College Football.

It's clearer than ever that the NCAA is full of a bunch of Cross Eyed Hypocrites.

It's painfully obvious that the newspapers are full of fucktards with their asses so far up their own asses that their noses are covered in their own shit and they can't smell the truth even if they were wearing ski masks without nose holes and they could pull off the ski masks and their noses wouldn't be covered in shit. IT WOULDN'T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL FUCKING ASSCLOWNS.

Cam Newton just showed he was worth the thousands of dollars that Auburn, FUCKING AUBURN, FUCKING CHEATING MOTHER FUCKERS AUBURN WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT REDHANDED MORE TIMES IN THE LAST 20 YEARS THAN ANY OTHER FUCKING SCHOOL I CAN THINK OF, got some booster to donate to Cam Newton's dirty motherfucking religious dirty, and probably a pedophile, motherfucking father's church.

So the story is that someone from UF tipped off the NCAA to Newton's dealings with MSU (NNTMSU, the MSU that kicked our fucking asses into oblvion because our defensive coaches quit sometime back in november since they didn't get any vote of confidence and knew they were all going to be out of jobs. well good luck assholes, may god have mercy on anyone that hires you). Gee, I wonder how they knew. It's not like anyone with Florida connections is at Mississippi State now. Oh, wait...

But Urban Meyer can't just come out and say that Florida paid for Newton too. No, then he would be a villian, he would be throwing HIS OWN program under the bus. Instead he can go on ESPN and blow sunshine up the WWL's asses while leaking left and right to try to hurt a rival school.

But is it surprising that Florida is shelling out the money? In today's game, that's the only way you can win on a consistent basis. Especially in the S.E.C. We know USC was paying, we now know that OSU is paying, the entire SEC thinks the rulebook is quaint. FUCK THEM ALL.

And I don't blame them. FUCK YOU, NCAA, FUCK YOU. Fuck your fucking hypocrisy. Fuck you making millions off the BCS and EASports and then claiming that football players are "amateurs". Fuck you punishing Michigan for an extra 20 minutes of stretching per week when the corrupt bastards down in Columbus are driving new cars every week. If there's any loyal Michigan fans in Ohio, they should camp outside every car dealership in that god-forsaken town and record every time an OSU player does a "test drive". Not that it would matter, the players could just use the "but I wasn't looking" defense and they'd be allowed to play in any meaningful (profitable) game. Fucking bullshit. Fuck you, OSU AD and your fucking lies.

And fuck you detroit free press. Fuck you for focusing on kids stretching when half of MSU's (YTMSU, the green and white thugs in ski masks) team is on probation, in jail, or randomly putting other students in the hospital. Fuck you. I don't care that Glenn Winston is a two time convict. I care that Dantonio would suit him up tomorrow if he had a chance, and you would still ignore it and write about how Richrod has a stupid accent and a "win at all costs" attitude. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU MICHAEL ROSENBERG. I hope you go to jail and people bugger you till you bleed from the nose. Maybe that will clean your palate and you can smell your own fucking bias. If anyone in the athletic department had any balls they would sue you for libel and slander. HAVE YOU FINALLY LEARNED WHAT A FUCKING COUNTABLE HOUR IS, YOU DUMB BITCH? ARE YOU WILLING TO ADMIT IT, YOU FUCKING COWARD?


Fuck you ESPN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONFLICTS OF INTEREST. Fuck your "Sources". Fuck herbstreit, fuck corso, fuck anyone that had anything to say about the coaching search, because FUCK YOU, YOU ALL DIDN'T KNOW SHIT. FUCK JOE SCHAD, FUCK Andy who da fuck cares how to spell your fucking name. How many times did you all declare that 'XYZ' coach was coming to michigan? FUCK YOU.

And finally, fuck you whiny players and your sense of entitlement. I know you work hard, I know you deserve money. But I hate your fucking attitudes. I hate that you quit and transfer if you don't get your way. I hate that you bring in your jackass sportscasting fathers when you get disciplined. I hate that you think you can lie your way through life. I hate that you usually can. FUCK YOU KENYON RAMBO, FUCK TED GINN, SR AND JR. FUCK YOU TROY SMITH, FUCK YOU TERELLE PRYOR. AND FUCK ALL THE DIRTY BACKROOM DEALING BOOSTERS AND AGENTS WHO GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.

FUCK ALL OF YOU. I was pretty good this season and kept my posting polite. Well it turns out that it was just building up until this release. And so if you have a problem with my post because you didn't heed the warning at the top, well then, fuck you too.

Here's to four more years of mediocrity.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

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